Category: Rolig historia

Om du tjänar 6 miljoner innan du är 40…

Det är hårda bud i Kina, bara för att ni ska få en känsla av hur kapitalistiskt Kina har blivit så läs om vad studenterna på Beijing Normal University lär sig;

Från ChinaSmack:

Dong Fan: When you are 40-years-old, if you don’t have 40 million in assets, don’t come see me, and don’t say you were my student either——This is the requirement I have for graduate students. Cultivating a consciousness of wealth is one aspect of my work, and of course, the precondition is that the wealth is reasonably and legally earned. Once you yourself have become rich, that means that you have created a lot of GDP, tax revenue, and jobs. When your contribution to society is large, it also helps low-income people, as well as preventing yourself, your family, and your relatives from become a burden upon society. For highly-educated people, wealth signifies struggle and effort, whereas poverty signifies inability, laziness, shame, and failure.

”Känner du igen dem – Fejanbrudarna på speed”

”05.24. Early bird!! Yoga, surdegsmatning och dammsugning avklarat. Nu spurtar jag vidare på dagens to do–lista.”
”Gud vad duktig du är!”
”Du också, finaste vännen! <3 Ha en fantastisk tisdag ;))”

:)

Läs hela krönikan på aftonbladet.se här.

Lagbild – Puritanerna

Kolla in detta. Och är ni redan med på Hattrick så får ni gärna utmana mig Puritanerna (9339)….

President Obama Apologizes to President Bush

Väldigt roligt! :)

President Barack H. Obama
The White House

Dear George,

The Gulf oil spill opened my eyes.

As with Hurricane Katrina, it happened suddenly. I barked out orders. I pounded my desk. But the oil kept flowing. Worse, the nation watched it all on television and said: ”Why doesn’t the President do something? Doesn’t he care?” From then on, I fully understood both the expectations and the limitations of this job.

I ran on ”hope and change.” I said I would bring the sides together. The American people, I told Republicans who opposed my stimulus plan, have spoken. And ”I won.”

So without any of the bipartisan support you received for your tax cuts, my stimulus passed, and I confidently predicted it would prevent unemployment from reaching 8 percent. It climbed to 10.2 percent.

Läs hela från realclearpolitics.com här.

Judean People’s Front

Kul kul :)

The hectic schedule of a social media manager..

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Via Mashable.

Lite bilder från veckan..

Sprint i onsdags så klart..

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killen med fotbollsvärldens coolaste namn? :)

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Bira och räksmörgås kl 06.40. Bara i Sverige.

Men nu blir det Marocko! Jäkla skönt och välförtjänt. Bra Anton.

A Little Mathematical Proof That Attitude Is Essential…

Väldigt roligt från Gavin Ingham.

”Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%
But
A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that whilst “Hard Work” and “Knowledge” will get you close and “Attitude” will get you there, it’s “Bullshit” and “Ass Kissing” that will give you that extra edge.
After I read this I also thought, what about…?
M-E-D-I-O-C-R-E
13+5+4+9+15+3+18+5 = 72%”

Läs hela här.

Vem är statsminister DN?

:) Lite kul.

Köpte en ekorre

:) Väldigt fin, ingick lite dryck också.

Antikmässan

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Revealed at last: The secret recipe for Coca-Cola

COCA-Cola is dismissive of a US radio show’s claim it has discovered the secret recipe for the popular soft drink.
Coca-Cola South Pacific’s public relations manager Susie Crumpton declined to comment on whether This American Life’s recipe, which it claimed it had found in a 32-year-old newspaper, were genuine.

Läs mer här.

Hockey Sverige – Finland



Kul!

You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates?

Denny Crane: You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, ”Who’s that?” St. Peter says, ”Oh, that’s God. Thinks he’s Denny Crane.”

:)